he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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