i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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