So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm jealous of your bromance
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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