Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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