it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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