You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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