the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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