But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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