I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I need a beard to bite.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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