oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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