he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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