I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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