I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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