Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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