but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
nutella sex= disaster
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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