I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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