i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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