Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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