do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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