Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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