They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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