i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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