ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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