My cat gives me a boner
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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