Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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