and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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