She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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