I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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