You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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