do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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