Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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