she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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