JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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