So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i think i have herpe
just one?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
