Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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