god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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