so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
