The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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