Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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