Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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