YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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