he wants to bone in the snuggie
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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