Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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