To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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