So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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