Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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