Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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