thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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