handjob tips. give me some.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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