when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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