I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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