So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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