if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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