hell yes lets make some ravioli
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
