No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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