I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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